Vulcan Park and Museum

Many years ago, I had the opportunity to write the web copy for Vulcan Park and Museum, arguably Birmingham’s most iconic single landmark. Vulcan is the world’s largest cast-iron statue, and that’s usually the second thing people tell you about it. The first thing would be about his huge, fully nude, iron cheeks.

Over the years, all of my copy has been stripped away bit by bit—all except for one paragraph. Because no matter how much things change, people still understand that the star of the show is Mr. Vulcan’s giant, juicy, naked ass.

Disclaimer: Somewhere along the way, somebody turned my great em dash into either an en dash or a ding dang hyphen and i’m steamed about it